DINNER AND A SHOW.

                                     

                          IT'S INTERMISSION TIME FOLKS.

                                  DINNER AND A SHOW.

Lame joke time. 

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? 

A chew-chew train. LOL....

I’m giving my chimney away for free…

You might say it’s on the house. LOL....

Dinner time:

                        Delicious stove top burgers.

3 lbs of ground beef

7 to 8 hamburger buns

8 slices of your favorite cheese

Iceberg lettuce 

2 large tomatoes sliced

Sliced onions 

sliced pickles 

1/2 teaspoon of pepper

1/2 teaspoon of salt

1/2 teaspoon of garlic salt

Mayo

Ketchup 

Mustard if you like

1 Cup of vegetable oil for cooking if your not grilling them

In a small bowl, mix together, ground beef, salt, pepper, and the garlic salt, use hands to mix it into the beef.

Grab a fistful of ground beef and form a round patty 4 inch in diameter and 1 inch in thickness.

 Heat up skillet with the vegetable oil, then place patties on the skillet. When one side is done, flip and cook the other side. Bout 6 minutes on both sides on medium heat.

Place a slice of cheese on top of the burger during the last 30 seconds of cooking. Lightly toast burger buns in toaster oven or in a separate pan.

Place beef patties and cheese between burger buns, and add lettuce, onions, pickles sliced tomato, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and any others you like. You may add French fries if you like.  Serve and enjoy.

Movie time:

What movie would go well with hamburgers? I know you could say any movie would be ok but for me you can't go wrong with,

                            Hamburger: The Motion Picture 

Hamburger: The Motion Picture is a 1986 teen sex comedy film directed by Mike Marvin and starring Leigh McCloskey. The film was largely inspired by fast food jobs and the Hamburger University program of the McDonald's Corporation. So, with that, lets get to the story shall we:

Russell Proco played by McCloskey has been expelled from multiple schools because of his crude behavior, namely his Lothario ways in having women throw themselves at him even when he is in no mood. He was given a large trust fund, but his grandfather's will stipulated that it is frozen unless he earns a college diploma. While trying to mull over his problem at a local Busterburger while having to say no to the overly friendly attractive cashier owned by a friend of his, who said he had a similar problem and that he earned the equivalent of a college diploma after finishing Busterburger University. Russell agrees that this may be his way to get the trust fund unfrozen.

After signing up, Russell runs afoul of Drootin Dick Butkus, a vicious teacher whose job is to ensure that improper franchise owners will flunk out. Drootin imposes three rules on all the candidates: Outside consumption of food is prohibited. All candidates are to remain on the grounds of Busterburger University until graduation. Since sex and success make lousy partners, all candidates are not to engage in sex while students.

Russell tries to focus on work and to steer clear of his zany classmates, among them a fellow horndog who lusts after the CEO's trophy wife, a nun, an obese man who shocks himself to avoid overeating, a sex-crazed female guerrilla from Central America, as well as a black pop musician named Magneto Jones Chip McAllister who is kidnapped by police and brought to Busterburger University in handcuffs, in order to improve minority imaging. However, Russell finds himself attracted to another teacher, Mia Vunk Debra Blee, who is the CEO's daughter and is dating Drootin. When Drootin learns of a rival suitor, he makes it a priority to drum out Russell. After being caught off campus, Drootin punishes Russell by having special sauce dumped on him while being made to listen to the company's jingle several times.

The film is perhaps best known for Charles Tyner's character, Lyman Vunk, the founder and CEO of Busterburger, who utters the phrase "Put those cookies back, motherfucker," and for his voluptuous trophy wife Randi Brooks.

Russell manages to pass the first part of the final test, an oral exam conducted by Lyman Vunk and the teachers, and must now pass the second part, whereupon all the candidates will be made to manage Busterburger for one day. Drootin makes sure Russell and everyone fails by first getting an eating club of obese people to the Busterburger, who will probably exhaust all the food reserves. Russell uses explosive means to dispose of them, then Drootin hijacks the drive-thru intercom to insult a black motorcycle policeman's race and profession, who drives off enraged as he was simply trying to grab lunch at Busterburger. A biker girl makes a pass at Russell, who refuses this but is mistaken by her boyfriend, who gets his gang to smash up the restaurant. A bunch of black cops arrive, not to arrest the bikers but also to take part caused by Drootin's earlier instigation. To underscore, Drootin attempts a cornfield meet with a poultry truck, who swerves into the ruined Busterburger to avoid a car crash.

The students are disheartened that they will flunk out, but Russell gives a pep talk that there is no way they cannot handle being franchise owners after these mishaps, himself now having come to accept the responsibility. Lyman Vunk appears, but is oblivious to the carnage, instead noticing one of the burnt chickens is ideal for his proposed new line of chicken sandwiches. Drootin gets demoted to picking up litter when he smears food on Vunk's suit by accident, and Russell begins a relationship with Mia. The film ends with Russell and his fellow students graduating from Busterburger University, where the funk singer ends the closing ceremony with his version of the company theme song.

I hope you enjoyed this one, it is a really amazing burger and a really funny movie. I hope you will leave a comment and a like, maybe a retweet on twitter.